Movie Review
Ted – This Ain’t Your Kids’ Teddy Bear
If you have seen any episode of Family Guy, you know what to expect from Ted. Raunchy, racist, and pop culture filled jokes that also just happen to be hilarious. But I think the people that say “it is the funniest movie at all time” are getting a little ...
Movie Review
The Do-Deca-Pentathlon Review….i love you bro *sniff*
If you stay on through the slow beginning of the newest Duplass Brothers' film, you will be rewarded with a fun film filled with seemingly genuine emotions. The film saw some buzz at the 2012 SXSW (South by Southwest) Film Festival, but will the movie have legs among...
Movie Review
BRAVE (new world) – Disney and Pixar’s newest installment
Disney – Pixar’s new film Brave puts the arrow in the hands of the princess, bringing on the wave of tough warrior princesses. But is that enough to carry the film to the level of other Pixar greats such as Toy Story and Up? Alex and Trevor from Gilded Ci...
Movie Review
Snow White and the Huntsman – needs more cowbell
Now, don't let my excitement get you too excited - I did like the movie, but I'm not mailing out any Monster awards to anyone just yet.
Movie Review
Prometheus…are you seeing this?
The all wise and powerful Media Monster set the guys from Gilded Cinema over to see this movie and do a review. What they came back with was "DER". A Dashboard Entertainment Review of the movie, captured on tiny cameras on the dashboard of their car right after they ...-
God Bless America – Or FU MTV
For anyone who has ever wanted to pop off a couple rounds into the stars of “Teen Mom” or “Jersey Shore”, this is the next best thing.











